"Interesting Instructions..."

With the ward that I am working on, for each patient that goes home, they have to receive specific instructions...these were the instructions that I was typing out today...

ARNIA POST OPERASHON INSTRUKSHON

KRIO

1.    Nor pul do smol smol pepa par di wund

2.    Di operashun sai nor fo soke afta 24 hours or wande u go wais saful wit sope

3.    We u wan kof u fo ol usai der du di operashun wit u an or pillow.

4.    U nor for grap sidom strait op na bed, bicus u go strain d musle na u beleh, u fo rol na u side en push u sef up wit u elbo.

5.    U nor fo strain we u de tolet or we u de pis/wet.  U fo drink boku wata ( 4-6 cups) fo de en it boku frut lek mango, banana en popo.

6.    Nor fo du mari en dadi bisnes for six (6) wiks.

7.    U nor for tak op evi lod (we pas 5 kg/ 12 pounds) or du eni evi wok lek fo bit res or plit wod.